Girls’ girl.
MEET ELIZA
Hi. I’m
Eliza.
I’m a show-quality Ragdoll, girls’ girl, bathroom enthusiast and woman with a completely reasonable number of opinions.
I live with my mother, my beloved father and two brothers I was not consulted about.
Around here we talk about relationships, self-care, work, family, Bravo, questionable male behavior, excellent bathrooms and whatever else I’ve unfortunately been thinking about.
ELIZA LORE
Things you should
probably know.
Dad is perfect. No notes.
Bathrooms are criminally underappreciated.
Men are reviewed individually.
Being included is important. Being left alone shortly after is also important.
Kellie knows what she did.
RECURRING SERIES
Familiar formats.
Fresh grievances.
Unfortunately, I’ve Been Thinking
A thought occurs. I follow it farther than anyone asked me to.
Explore the series →Dear Eliza
You have a problem.
I have an opinion.
This feels efficient.
Eliza Reviews
Products, rooms and human decisions evaluated with the seriousness they deserve.
Explore the series →FOLLOW ELIZA